PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie